Montreal, Quebec

I now know why so many mass murderers come from the mid-west. Have you ever driven across Kansas, the Dakotas, or Nebraska? The food alone is enough to make any self -respecting foodie go postal. Forgive me for saying so but although there is a certain beauty to be found in the Plains, enough already! Save for my stop at J&L Harley-Davidson, in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, my brain went to sleep until I crossed the Mississippi river, and entered Wisconsin, a state with rolling hills, and a pastoral feeling that made me feel more engaged with the scenery.

I will say that a couple of people I saw in the Mid-West caused me concern. After I noticed her watching me dismount from my bike through the restaurant window, I think this lady was talking about me in unflattering terms.


This is Terri Nelson who runs the lovely, Sweet Autumn B&B, in a beautiful small, lakeside town named Lake Mills, Wisconsin. Terri is a great Inn Keeper and a ball of fire who also holds a full time job at a l local micro brewery named, Tyranena. This first rate brewery produces one of the better IPA’s I’ve ever downed called, Bitter Woman, which Terri certainly is not.






My one-day stay in Milwaukee centered on a tour of the old Harley-Davidson factory that is now used for their administrative offices, and a visit to the HD museum. Both proved to be a motorheads delight because of the significant history of the Motor Company, and getting a look at virtually every Harley’s made since day one in 1903, to the present, as well as every incarnation of the motors used in these various bikes. Many thanks to Sue Grzeca, (Gret-za), a 20 year Harley employee, and Harley’s Manager of Customer Experience and Program Operations, for her time showing me around, and insight into one of America’s great manufacturers.

You never know who you’ll run into on the road! That’s Evel O’Malley!

…this guy had on some Cheap Sunglasses. Yes, that’s Billy Gibbons, having a chat outside the Harley Museum.


After a day at Harley-Davidson I took my leave of Milwaukee, (skyline left), and jumped on the high-speed ferry across Lake Michigan, to Muskegon. I love ferryboat rides and this one cuts out having to go through Chicago and all of that nightmare.

Sue Grzeca suggested I stay at the Shoreline Inn, in Muskegon, and what a fabulous hotel it was indeed! Luxury, was the byword. Check out the view from my room!


Having become used to riding across giant states like Montana, and South Dakota, the ride across Michigan, a scant 219 miles to the Canadian border at Sarnia, was a breeze. Then it was onward to London, Ontario, to stay the night, and visit Rocky’s Harley-Davidson, to have the front wheel balance checked out.

All the way back in Rapid City, South Dakota, a guy I was chatting with while washing Harvey in front of my motel room said, “Hey look, someone’s lost their wheel weight.” Idiot me never thought it might be mine since I’d just changed and balanced the tires in Sturgis. So I rode 1,200 miles, all the Goddamned way from Rapid City, SD, to London, Ontario, thinking the roads were really shitty, when in fact it was MY bloody wheel weight that was spotted on the ground. A quick front wheel balance and a re-torque of the wheels and break calipers, and Harvey was as good as new. Idiot of the week? Me!




Yesterday, when I arrived in Montreal, a real feeling of home came over me. It’s a place I’ve visited many times, I get to speak French,the food is magnificent, the city itself is lovely, it’s but a few hours from where I once lived in Sugar Hill, NH, and most importantly, I get to visit with my first cousin, Ariel Labrouche, a transplanted French woman, and hellaciously funny pal. I have missed her, my many other friends, and the rest of my family in the Northeast, and it’s time to make a change to remedy that little problem.

I’ll be on the road again in a day or two, headed for Jackson, NH, and a visit with Greg & Chris Laffey, two more great friends I left behind when I moved to New Orleans. And after that visit it will be on to Prince Edward Island, Canada, seeing more friends and family in almost every stop along the way. With over 7,000 miles on the clock, I’ve seen the most wonderful vistas, stood back and watched some completely crazy things, had a delightful visit with my daughter, met numerous Americans for whom I had the highest regard and admiration, and regenerated a great feeling of pride and love of this great and beautiful country. But there is nothing like coming home. In another 2,000 miles or so, I’ll arrive in Portland, Maine.
More from the road in a few days.
XO
Middie