The Awe Inspiring Glacier National Park, And Cheating Death!

Bonners Ferry, Idaho

Howdy, Neighbors!

 The ride from Dillon, to Missoula, MT, had to be altered due to a cold rain that saw me on the  4-lane with one thought in mind…get to Missoula, quickly, and intact.

Photo taken about four days ago just before departing Dillon, on my way to Missoula.

Don’t forget, just click on any of the photos to make them bigger.

 The following morning was sun drenched, and the ride to Whitefish, Montana, was  made all the better because the motel breakfast room hostess, another rider, gave me  directions for “the best route”.  Route 35 goes up the less travelled east side of Flathead  Lake, the largest body of fresh water west of the Mississippi; it’s noted for its great  fishing and cleanliness. For details take a look at this link.  http://visitmt.com/categories/moreinfo.asp?IDRRecordID=11891&siteid=1

 Route 35 also took me through a portion of the Flathead Indian Reservation, which had a hell  of a lot more charm than reservations I saw in Wyoming. The lake area is also noted for a mild  climate, abundant cherry orchards, and vineyards. It was a beautiful ride, and one that  eventually took me to a town called Big Fork.

At one time it was a waaay coool old timey town.  Then, like so many other  places, say, like  Camden, Maine, Aspen, Colorado, and the Cotswold’s, in  England, it was “discovered”.  Fancy  cars, high-end shops, and the smell  of money have soiled the atmosphere…I couldn’t wait to get the hell out of  town.  When I move, it will be to a town where there are fewer Range  Rovers.

That’s Bridgette, a charming lady who is originally  from California, she has two shops in Big Fork  catering to the rich  and famous, and a wealth of  information.  She also  has two other great looking  assets…not sure if they  were also originally from  California.

This is Dan the man, the best bar  tender in Big Fork.  You can find  him serving repeat customers at the  Garden Bar.

 The best thing I saw in Big Fork, was spotted on the way out of town…a first class old car  museum. The Flathead V8 Ford Collection, featuring period memorabilia, and over 80 Fords,  an Edsel or two, and a few Mercury’s, from the 1920’s through the 1960’s.

 The museum is run  by its owners, Lyle & Loretta Aklestad; two most  pleasant and informative people.  Being a  motorhead I had to stop  and take a look.  What a splendid collection, and Lyle and Loretta  were wonderful hosts.

 I had visions of Whitefish…someplace between seeing Sacajawea offering route and travel  information to people dressed in animal skins, and Sacajawea pole dancing.  Fortunately, I  found a modern country town surrounded by impressive mountains, a handsome  countryside, good looking buildings and homes, pleasant people, really good ice cream, and  escalating real estate prices. Sanctuary costs money, and Whitefish is a good place to live!

A very nice lady of a certain age noticed I wanted to sit  down to eat my ice cream.  She said c’mon and sit  down here, I won’t bite  you.  She gave me a sample of  her Huckleberry ice cream.  Yum!

 This what the boats look like  that are used to fish in fast  flowing mountain streams.

For More Info About Whitefish:  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitefish,_Montana

 By the time I arrived in Whitefish, I’d seen so much Goddamned beautiful scenery that I  was beginning to feel a bit desensitized to the grandness of nature.  But here I was,  facing the must-do ride through the middle of Glacier National Park on the “Going To  The Sun” road that climbs up and over the mountain through Logan Pass. With a sense  of  “having to do this” because I was there, I headed out on a cool but sunny Sunday  morning to see more f-ing beautiful scenery.

 Never, ever, in my life have I seen a more powerful presence of nature, creation, physical  beauty on Planet Earth, and awe-inspiring views, all in one location.  These commanding  visuals pushed me to think about “Who Are We? Where Did We Come From? Where Are We  Going?” I found them to be humbling, and mind altering. If you are an Atheist and want to stay  that way, I strongly urge you avoid Glacier Nat’l Park at all costs.  You could stand a high risk  of feeling the sensation of ingratitude, and thus forced to ask, why?  Glacier National Park is  the trip of a lifetime, and makes Yellowstone look quite ordinary.  The magnificent Grand  Teton Nat’l Park comes in a very respectable second.

 Entering from the west side of the Park at around 3,500 feet, you are surrounded by lush  conifer forestation. Then a tranquil lake appears through the trees to your left, with  glimpses of rugged mountains beyond.  The road curves along the shoreline in lazy “S”  turns with strobes of sunlight shooting through the trees.

 Once you arrive at the end of  the lake you immediately begin to ascend and once above the  trees you are assaulted, and that is the only word to use, assaulted by beauty of unimaginable  power.  The mountains have an impassable aspect to them, something even Frodo Baggins  couldn’t conquer.

The road, such as it is, is carved out of the mountainside; most of it from  sheer rock, and all of it providing non-stop sharp turns and thrills like a  XXX ride at an amusement park.

 The guardrails, when there are guard  rails, are  but eighteen inches high. They are your  protection from high altitude drops that would  have you splash at the bottom should you be  unlucky enough to “go over”.

 When you think  you’ve seen the most  incredible view of  your life, another  lurks right around  the next corner.

 When riding this road, you must pay strict attention because if you look out and down while  riding a bike it can cause a slight dose of vertigo and a momentary loss of concentration. Not  great when you’re less than one second away from busting your best superman moves.

With a great sense of relief, and accomplishment, you finally go over  Logan Pass, which sits at about 7,000 feet.  The descending side of the  ride is far less spectacular for some time, but the road is no less  challenging.

However, once you get down a ways, here come the views  again, at which  point you start smelling smoke coming from  your optic  nerve.

At the bottom of the mountain sits the village of Saint Mary where you stop for a cheeseburger made by Chinese girls, here for the summer, flipping burgers, and making a few yuan.  There was a bit of a screw up with my order so one of the girls came out of the kitchen to apologize for the delay.  I told her that she had disgraced her village, but that I would personally forgive her.  She understood.

 The only Caucasian working in the store was an older gal who asked if I were on a bike.    When I responded “yes”, she told me not to take the main road back to Whitefish, but to make  a right turn onto Route 49 just a few miles down the road.  “Eets reel gude”, she said.  I made  the turn onto Route 49 and immediately saw a speed reduction to 35 mph.  After a few  attention-getting corners, another sign said, “Road Narrows”, yet another showed “S” turn for  the next 15 miles, and finally, another speed reduction, this time to 25 mph. By the time I had  finished with this fucking “reel gude” road, complete with unpaved sections and numerous 180  degree turns with sheer, unprotected drops, I was totally shot, and running on nothing but nervous energy all the way back to the motel. Staggering into my room, I dropped my helmet on the floor, stripped off my jacket, and went face down on the bed where I stayed for two solid hours of deep, dreamless, sleep.

 When I finally awoke feeling in the pink, as one does when you know that you’ve escaped  death, I decided to celebrate by having a Prime Rib in the Craggy Ledge restaurant.  There, I  met the charming Matt and Patsy Peyerl, from Bismarck, North Dakota.  Proud parents of  three, and a handsome young couple. They were in Whitefish for a conference.  This was only  the second time in almost nine years they had been away together, minus the kids.  I still can’t  imagine why they were at the bar.  Young, alone, and good looking.  I mean, WTF Matt, she’s  hot!

This is how that photo really ought to look!


 Harvey The Harley, Jr., taking a rest on the Going To The Sun road. A real bulldog of a  motorcycle, I’m incredibly pleased with its performance, fuel economy, (45 mpg, loaded), and  comfort.  You bond with a good  bike, and Harvey has become my esteemed travel companion,  and soul  mate.

Next blog will cover the departure from Whitefish, when I met a 78 year old man from Ohio  who rides one of the worlds fastest sport bikes, and an unexpected change in plan that ‘s swung me, and Harvey, westward toward  Spokane, and Seattle, via Bonners Ferry, Idaho, a beautiful small town in a breathtaking valley, where I’ve holed up for a couple of days.

XO

Middie

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