The Honor of Little Bighorn, The Debauchery of Sturgis, and The Beauty of America!

Sioux Falls, South Dakota

 Real men are not in short supply in Montana, how about this Cowboy from Butte?!  But leaving friendly  Butte, and then Hardin the following day, both  layover  towns, caused no particular disappointment.  They are difficult enough to tolerate in summer’s heat, but  really hard to  imagine in a wintertime setting; the word desolation  comes to  mind.  They  are the  kind of places that someone is better off being  born into.    Love of the  home team comes easier that way. But a very large  percentage of  the worlds  coal resources are found under these two locations.  The  word is,  while it’s  there; it ain’t easy to bring to the surface.

 Hardin’s greatest tourist asset is its close proximity,  (about 20 miles), from The Little Bighorn  Battlefield, and National Monument.  This  memorial is also a National  cemetery for soldiers  (shown on left), from  various wars dating back to  the Spanish American War.  All of The Little  Bighorn Memorial exists within the confines of a Crow Indian Reservation.

The sense of history at Little Bighorn (left) is palpable, and since the battle  occurred in the  relatively  recent past history, it  remains fresh in the  minds of most Americans over 50.  To the  left, I’m  standing in front of the  mamorial to nameless US  soldiers who fell  in the battle.  There are other  graves of soldiers, native  warriors, and  civilians  who were identified .  Custer lost two  brothers in  the battle.

The reason the battle  occurred is fairly  simple.  The Indians and the US  Government signed a treaty in  1868 in  which  the  Government set aside a  large  section of what was then the  eastern Wyoming Territory,    as a permanent  Indian reservation. A typical  teepee of the time is  shown at left. In 1874, Gold  was  discovered in the Black Hills, and  thousands  of  gold  mad fortune seekers illegally  violated the  treaty  by entering Indian  lands.  The  Indians  defended their turf, the  Government ordered them  to stop, but they  did not.  In  1875, a  military  force was sent  out to enforce the  order.   The Indians were  successful in many encounters with the  military, and in June of  1876, combined forces of the Lakota, Arapaho, and Cheyenne  through the vision of Chief Sitting Bull, (left), and the leadership of Crazy Horse, claimed  a decisive victory at Little Bighorn.

A photo of Chief Crazy Horse…many are thought to be fakes.

 After the battle, the Indians scattered to several different locations with most of  them coming back  to the reservation, and surrendering.  But after such a  success, one wonders why they didn’t keep  up the pressure, so to speak.  It  wasn’t until the early 1990’s that the US Government included  Native  Americans in the Little Bighorn memorial. (shown left)  Another  oversight by  a  government  that has and continues to do a poor    job for  those individuals from whom this country    was flat ass  stolen.

 The road from The Little Bighorn, to Sturgis, South Dakota, Route 212, carves through Indian  Reservations, and classic western landscapes that come right out of every  cowboy and Indian and pioneer movie you  have ever  scene.  As I passed  the  settlements, all of  which  have  a depressing similarity

 be they  in  Montana, South  Dakota, or  Eastport, Maine, I  wondered  what the  dreams of  Indian  children  might be?    There are  no photos of these  settlements because I didn’t have the heart to take them. I’d rather  photograph the land where Indians live rather than how they live. But from a motorcyclists perspective the ride on Rte. 212 was spectacular.  Every time I thought there was no way I could tolerate more incredible scenery, more appeared to electrify and surprise me.

 Arriving in Sturgis last Friday, I was amazed by the amount of vendors that had set up shop in every  empty lot and space on either side of Main St.  I immediately got with the  program and put a new set of  Metzler tires on Harvey, and bought a couple of  T-Shirts.  I then saw these two charmers walking down  the street handing  out info packs for a local tattoo parlor.  These lyrics came to mind, “She’s a  very kinky  girl, the  kind you don’t take home to mother”.

 The cross section of alternative    lifestyles seen at  Sturgis, is, if not a bit  contrived, quite entertaining.

Hey, everyone was  having a good  time dressing up,  or simply not  giving a shit, like  this guy.

 Here’s two real  degenerate bikers for you. Myself, and Mark Davis, a long time rider,  great character,  and  very talented  man with whom I had the pleasure of working  in my business in New England.    Probably  because  I’m older now, my over -all  reaction to all of this Sturgis maddness was, “I’ve done  this  before”.

Take a cup of Mardi Gras, add a tablespoon of Provincetown,  three ounces of Jazz  fest, then throw in a  load of  motorcycles,  and presto! Bike  Week  in Sturgis.  This  ain’t no big  deal, really,  and the  town has clamped  down  on  public outrageousness, tut  tut,  (Ex:  Krew de  Vieux  would  definitely draw  a citation).  It is  now driven  by  hard  core  revenue  generation rather  than  the  pure joy of  just  behaving  badly and  enjoying unmitigated  debauchery.    I prefer “The Gras”.

Took a ride over to Deadwood, which I think has become a “D Ticket” ride at Disneyland, but hey, at least it’s a good one!  I think Virginia City , in Montana, is a way better version of what’s going on in Deadwood.  Deadwood is touristy as hell.

On Sunday morning I left Rapid  City where I’d holed up for a couple  of days and headed for Sioux Falls,  SD, but not  without first  seeing Mount  Rushmore.  I’m  delighted to  have seen this  staggering work  of art,  and the  ride to Rushmore was  quite a bit of fun as well.  Lot’s  of  speed and cornering,  and eye popping  vistas!

 Once back in Rapid City and on to Route 90 East, which  goes all the way the hell to Boston, I settled in  for 350  miles of very windy super highway boredom as I crossed  the full width of South Dakota.  Jesus  Christ, does it ever go on and f-ing on!    The  only entertaining thing about the    ride  were the  nutballs seen  at  gas stops, and the Billboards!  Reptile  Farms, Petrified Fossils, Kiddie Parks with  water slides, and  signs saying, “Kids, tell  Dad it’s only twenty five miles to The Prairie  Village!”  Then, of course, there  were Wall  Drug signs galore!

 The real beauty of South Dakota is not only found in its western mountains, and Badlands, it’s  also found in the simple splendor of its central and eastern Plains, and massive ability to produce    grain and livestock, which is no small accomplishment.  SD is also noted for its remarkable  hunting and fishing, and solid folks.

Though SD is a fine State, I’ve eaten way too much here and put on at least five pounds.  Pork for  breakfast!  Beef for  dinner! And yes, the plate  in the right photo was dinner last night, and  I swear it was almost a foot square!   To this    point my favorite states  have  been    Wyoming, and Montana.  I LOVE  Montana,   and if I were  ten  years younger, I’d live there.  Colorado places a respectable third.    In  the East, I think that Maine is the best of the bunch.  Vermont used  to  be grand, but it went to hell when the liberal outsiders moved in and more or less took over during the 80’s and 90’s.  New Hampshire…well.

 I’m in Sioux City, (not far from the Minnesota border), at J&L Harley Davidson, getting some fresh oil  into Harvey the Harley, Jr., and a full inspection for his road-worthiness.  Here’s a big shout out to Yogi, and Mike, in service, and Cody, in parts, and  Reis for his good work, and to all for their kind and efficient attention to both  me, and Harvey. That’s Yogi, my service tech, and kindly gentleman, who very  politely suggested  that I spoke too fast. True

 The screwy things one sees and thinks about while on the road can be interesting.  Mercy!  But the most  disturbing thing are the songs and melodies that you can’t get out of your head while your blasting down  the road at 80.  The Beatles, “Why Don’t We Do It In The road”, The Monotones, “Who Wrote The Book  Of Love”, and the song played by my New Orleans neighborhood ice cream truck, are all stuck in serious  repeat mode.

 Over the next couple of days I’ll be burning miles while crossing the farmlands of Minnesota, and  on to Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Ground Zero for Harley-Davidson manufacturing, and its glorious  history.

After being on the road, alone, for almost 6,000 miles on a motorcycle, funny things begin to  happen.  I became friends with a small fly in my motel room in Rapid City, and a sense of total  rootlessness has taken over.  My home, for the time being, is the road, and its never-ending ability to thrill, deliver mind-broadening experiences, offer up great characters, and reveal new vistas. My mind is being defragged for the next act.

XO

Middie

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